East, West, North, South, Past, Present, Future, Back, Front, Middle, Left, or Right?

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.

"I don't much care where------" said Alice

"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.

"-----so long as I get somewhere,," Alice added as an explanation.

"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

-Lewis Carrol Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.